Here is a list of all the stuff I want but can’t afford (in no particular order) (but may nevertheless buy anyway):
Flashy digital camera
Jazzy mobile phone
Touch screen multi device remote control
Big TFT monitor
Car (some sort of coupe)
Another pair of white trainers (cos the ones I’ve got are getting a bit mucky)
Big double bed
Sofa (one of the ones that goes round corners)
PDA
Laptop
PSP
X-Box 360
Wireless micro surround sound system
Watch
New suit
Set of good non-stick pans
Suede leather bean bag
Poncy imported beers
Here is a list of all the stuff I want but daren’t get because people will laugh at me slash be mean to me:
A clapper (clap hands and switches stuff on and off) (not disease) (pre-empting inevitable comments arising out of next item)
Strippers
Bumfights volume three
Here is a list of all the stuff I should really be spending my money on:
Savings account
Environmentally friendly and fair trade products
A nice house like Kate’s
Read Cat & Girl's sage counsel on such matters.
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6 comments:
I notice all of these things are material objects. Do you never just wake up and think, what I would really like today but cannot afford is the time to sit in a park for 3 hours, listen to birds tweet and read a novel?
At the moment, I don't have the time to think of what I would like to be doing, I am too busy doing something else.
If you carry on watching Bumfight I will officially reconsider our friendship!
You know I put that for you and you also know I am not going to get it.
At least that is what you will tell Kate anyway mate however I bet you hide it away in your secret cupboard with volumes one and two, as well as your collection of Care Bears videos!!
Did Nick not tell you guys about the secret gay porn stash he keeps on computer at his mum and dads house?
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