So I see that that chuffing idiot David Blane is doing something pointless again. Namely sitting in a fish bowl for a week, or something like that. I am sure in the USA this entirely redundant exercise will be met with awe and wonder. Personally I felt the situation when he was in London in 2003 in that glass box thingy was much better. Especially when people starting throwing hamburgers and bacon sandwiches at him. That little spectacle also contributed to him being voted as 2003s biggest looser.Anyhow, I digress, so what is the point of this fish bowl he’s sitting in? He gets air (unfortunately) and food through a tube and the water is kept at a nice warm temperature so what is the challenge or spectacle of this? He’s basically just sitting in a bath for a week. As far as I can see the biggest challenge is going to be where to take a crap.
So here is a list of things that I think would make this a more interesting challenge:
Add some of that chemical to the water that turns purple when you pee
Put a jellyfish in the tank
Add a giant tea bag and some milk
Empty the tank of water, put it in the middle of the pacific ocean, leave
Get everyone in the whole world to just totally ignore him
2 comments:
i don't think that purple wee thing exists.
this would appear to suggest that you are correct.
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